So with Valentine's Day nearly here, you've got it all figured out, right guys?

You've chosen the perfect gift that's you're sure is going to seal your spot in the boyfriend/husband Hall of Fame forever. Sure, there might be a couple Valentine's Day hiccups in your past, but what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and all that stuff, yeah?

But wait. What if you haven't learned?

How can you be sure your present will be met with adulation rather than an abhorrence that will send you straight to the couch for the night?

Before you give the woman of your dreams something along the lines of athletic socks or tickets to your favorite team's upcoming big game, stop, think it through and make sure your gift isn't one of the following worst Valentine's Day gifts ever.

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